the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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