Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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