Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
bring money and cleavage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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