that's an acceptable place to lick
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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