HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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