Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I looked at my own cervix.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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