Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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