For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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