Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
