i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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