so that wasnt chicken after all
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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