party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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