The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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