I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize
