Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
did you just send me my own nude
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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