Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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