It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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