She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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