I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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