I want to walk on stilts...naked
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You need a sexual gate keeper
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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