My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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