Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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