i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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