normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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