I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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