11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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