i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
