for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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