I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
