Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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