friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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