she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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