girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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