Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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