Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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