look no pants
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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