I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
