He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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