Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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