I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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