i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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