i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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