My friends, they love my intelligence
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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