I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Im part way to drunk.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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