so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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