In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
