I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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