very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have demons in me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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