when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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