i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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