I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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