Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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