can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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